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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Wed, 12 Oct 2005 21:03:34 GMT

hey-yo! what's goin on? nm! U? SHWEET! holy crap, i finaly saved up enough money last monday for a pair of birkinstocks! they are SO cool! and awesome!!!!!!!!o!h !!no!!!!!!!my!!!explem!!ation!!!!poin!t!!!!butt!on!!!!!!is!!!!broke!!n!!!!!!!!!!!

yay, it's fixed. remind me to thank the coconut children. what would i do without those souls? i donut even know! okokokokokok, waffle decomposion operation: GO update!!! i have 3.7 people who have said they will be on my team! it is called the "waffles is going down like cocoos." we have a blog ring too. there is a link for it toward the bottom of this page on the left. JOIN, friends! that would b Ub3R Aw350mE. ROFLMCO! hmmm....i'm going to think of different words to go with "ROFLMCO." hmmmm....k, instead of "Rolling on floor laughing my cheeks off," it will be "Rolling on floor making candy oranges!" YEAH! hold on one moment, i've go to tell the combat chuck my shuper shweet anagram. ......ok back. i hate mood swings ever so muchy. ever ever so much. the ol' chuckosaurus was laughing one split second, and then the next, he smacked me on my tummy button! owww....it feels like that one time he told me to jump off of my swing set and land in the creek. when he said "jump off" i thought he meant, "land flat on my tummy button." there was a lasting purpleish-brown mark there for weeks! belly dancing class was absolutely dreadfull.....but that's a different story. k well, i need to go sweep the living room carpet. bye! BYE!

love in every waking heartbeat,

Friend the Fred

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Tue, 30 Aug 2005 22:44:38 GMT

day 15897165876145

hello friends! it's been SOOOO long! i... i just dont know what's gotten into me... wait, yes i do. i forgot i was on an anti-waffles anonoymous club organization prgrum in AUCOPOCO! ii'm the president i feel so special. see, i would have the little smiling, pearly whites guy, but it wont work. :P Let's see....what else is new... uhm...oh ya! wait nevermind. can you wait like, uhm...3 minutes? thanks! i have 2 go 2 the bafroom.

k :P backsz. ok, now 4 the big news, combat chuck has decided to coach a junior varsity, koala bear basketball team! see, ever since he saw the censored version of "coach carter" completely moved him. OH! goos wat! i finaly received some mustache glands! just like, 5 3/6 more years, and i can impress people with my bushy 'STACHE! i can't wait i cant wait i cant wait!! lol0rs! ok well, i should go and help the combat chuck get his little nike shox on! he bought them from kid's journey's! thier like size -1! i need to keep my laugh attacks from...overflowing. :D ok well, i hope you all have a pleasntfull night sleep! and remember, i'm just a teardrop away.

love to the fullest of a dog's bark,

-Friend the Fred

Friday, July 08, 2005

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 17:46:40 GMT

day 98763498756 123

1:34 pm

hello fans! sorryi havn't written in over a month!! the combat chuck stole my palm-pilot! rotten chipmunk!-i mean squirrel! honestly, the waffle quest has not been going to well. no one ever listens to me except for a couple friends at the nursing home. cobat chuck helps me out with my campains whenever he's not playingshuffel board with the coconut children. so, how was you guys independance time? mine was grand! grand as the grandest marshmallow peep! you should've seen all of the bottle rickets i sent of! u c, combat chuck, the coconut children and i had a huge bottle rocket party! we saw black cats on sale 50% off. dont worry. we didn't buy them. that' has to be the most proudest moment in my whole life. well, maby second place next to the time when i consumed 2.6 days worth of ketchup in 1.6 days! but that's another story. anyways, combat chuck is on a date with his lady-type right now so i am pretty bored. usualy we spend the day skipping rocs and singing festive songs for the neighbors. combat chuck thinks this journal is a waste of time. do you friends think that too? i dont. well, i had better get on the road again. kmart: sale, isle 2. BYE!!

i love you!

-Freindy freddy

Friday, June 03, 2005

Fri, 03 Jun 2005 16:05:39 GMT

day 9834287623 \

11:40 AM

HI! Malibu is going great! I even met a couple of people who completely believe what I am saying about waffles! TREMENDOUS!! oh gosh, i am so happy right now. Like the music? Yeah, I finaly found a code for jesse mcCartney! Can he sing or WHAT? Combat chuck and I were in sykcronized swimming team try-outs. I didn'y make it. -_-' But combat chuck did! Now i get V.I.P. passes backstage to meet the rest of the team! OH YEAH! Yeah, life is going pretty good for me right about now. Not a whole lot of people have been leaving me comments anymore. PLEASE! do so! i love your comments. It's great to hear from friends! I went swimming with dolfins today! have i told you that i can understand dolphins? yeah, i can! something i picked up as a small chap. The dolphins and I today were singing the utah state song. I wish i had my camcorder. It really was a quite riveting moment. I stepped into a mcdonalds today and all the suddon, a guy in a big bird suit comes runing out of the kitchen and says, "Your Friend the Fred, arn't you?" I meow, "from my head to my toes." he looks at my shirt and he says, "waffles DO kill." then he runs out. My shirt says, "audio to utah!" that picture is out-dated! yeah, combat chuck wanted my old tshirt. We shrunk it in the wash but it was STill too BIG! ok, well i really should be going... I have tap dancing lessons. ...aaaaaaand marytylermoorrisonafterthat. soooo BYE FRIENDS!

Globs of love,

-Friend the Fred

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Thu, 26 May 2005 20:11:19 GMT

Day 3365843

3:51 PM

HELLO! the combat chuck and I are going to MALIBU! YEAH! OH, i can just think of the possibilities! First, we're going to disney world, then, we going to learn some synchronized swimming, then, I'M going to coach a beach volleyball team! GLORY! Well, anyways, Yesterday, i held another anti-waffles ceminare at the shoelace factory. The only people there were people from a nursing home on a field trip. They didn't like me. They said i need to get my eyes straitened. they dont do that all the time! It's heretitary! Has anyone besides me been watching american idol? Ruban should've won! omg i can NOT believe BO won! holly fish-lickers.well, i really should be going. I'm trying to learn how to ride this cool trycycle i found in a dumpster. BYE! BYe! Bye! bye! bye by b

I love you and I dont care who knows it!

-Friend the Fred

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Wed, 18 May 2005 01:07:06 GMT

Day 3365834

8:56 PM

Hello All! i feel like a horrible friend for not writing in 1 whole week. i am So so sorry. be right back. have to find my linen hankee. *walks 'round* *picks up linen hankee* *blowz noze* *sits back down at the compa* ok,i'm back. Anyhow, hip hop mcBob said, " Please senior. I need you favorite elephant color." "WHY?" i bark. "it's for a science project" "fine, brownish-clear" says me. "ok" say hip-hop, "thank you," "WAX WAX WAX!" he is seriously disrupting my beuty sleep with horrid nightmares. He's like, a..uh......stocker! yeah that's the word. combat chuck found a pond to swim in earlier today. i jumped in, but then, a bunch of sea otters squeeld at me, "please, the shoelace. please, the shoelace. please, the shoelace." they said that for pretty much 30 minutes. the combat chuck and I decided we shoiuld probably leave when bubbles starting bubbling out of their mouths. so, what news do i have over the past week? well, i got a new tshirt that says, "audio to utah," the coconut children memorized the amish dictionary, I invented a new anti-waffles speach, and combat chuck and i are looking into tap dancing lessons. going to get back to work on the 'ol waffle quest tomorow. farewell, bling bling kings!

oh tell me how am i supposed to live without you?

---Friend the Fred

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Tue, 10 May 2005 20:09:22 GMT

Day 3365827

5:58 PM

Hello Friends! Was able to make some money over the weekend! the combat chuck and i were selling girl scout cookies. i bought some twizzlers pull and peel and some dora the explorer stickers! yeah, i know your jealous. I would buy you the same things if i had the extra washingtons and lincons! I was browsing the 'net today. found a truckload of cool websites! check these out:

http://www.calflora.net/primatenooz/nosepicking.html

http://www.foodsubs.com/MeatcureCC.html

http://www.lotionlady.com/

yeah. pretty cool huh? hey, how often do you guys get new shoes? i think i need some new ones. combat chuck wont take me to the mall though :( I want to get some sweet moonboots. I'm sick of my lame sketchers. Their lame. I need new spheghetti sauce too. Why do i need new speghetti sauce? some questions are best left un-answered. Dang it. combat chuck is listening to his stupid CDs again. he doesn't know good music. i mean come o---HOLY SKITTLE LICKERS! here comes hip-hop mcbob AGAIN! ok, well it's hard to end a conversation with this fruit so i will talk to you again tomorow. or maybe in two days. I have shuffel-board practice tomorow. But I'll TRY to squeeze in a journal entry. FAREWELL!

I love you like crazy,

-Friend the Fred

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Thu, 05 May 2005 21:56:53 GMT

Day 3365822

5:54 PM

combat chucks dream was not scary at all!!1 ....ok i goose it was. It started out with combat chuck on the beach knitting his first quilt. It was a fine quilt. then, a seagull comes and says, "Mustache?" I KNOW, I KNOW. pretty darn scary. but dont get mad at me. It's combat Chuck's dream. OK, there is more to the dream. You might want to stop reading and click the funky-duck red X at the corner of your screen. ok, here goes nufin: the seagull ran away, then combat chuck GIGGLED! listen, i am SO dang flabbed sorry you had to read that. well, i dont know if you HAD to read it. I guess you could've if you really wanted to. i dont know. anyways, i came accross an other waffle house today. Couldn't do anything I have none of them speaches to say! met a new friend today. A new member of the coconut children. His name is Jennifer. Pretty nice boy, actualy. People have been asking me about my shirt lately. they say they want a shirt just like it. well 2 bad, home skillet! it's my shirt. but, whatever go to this address: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y177/friendyfred/friendtshirt.jpg these are just the plans. you'd have to enlarge them yourselves. SORRY! :'(| Combat chuck wont make a print-out version so you can use iron on paper for it. well, combat chuck just returned from the market with 2 jugs of prune juice and the cold-cuts. BYE! BYE! B-Y-E!

Love from me to you and all of your family members,

-Friend the Fred

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Wed, 04 May 2005 19:55:55 GMT

Day 3365821

3:40 PM

hello all. Many a-friend replied to my last entry. Some friends just can't grip the fact that I'm real. I just can't understand it. I mean hey, i am as real asRegis Philbin is real to me! anyways, we met up with da man today. he said there is really nothing he could do about it. He did wish me luck on my journey though! he's a nice kid. nice...kid..... yeah. combat chuck is freaking me out. he say he had a nightmare last night that involved a lucky rabbit's foot and a tub of ear-wax. He wont fill me in with the details. My hair has been acting up lately. I was trying to comb it with my brush, but it broke, so i ended up just having to crimp it. the coconut children are making fun of my 'doo now. I think it looks fine, i mean, come on. It's a lot better than combat chuck's greasy mullet. Still waiting for some emails guys... i made up a limerick last night...

the little boy from the blue : didn't have a clue : he woke up in the night : looked to the twi-light : thus deciding to take off his shoe

yesh, i knowz. pretty good, pretty good. well i have to go. combat chuck has aggreed to share his dream with me. ...aaaand mary tyler moor should be on in 2 minuts and 42 seconds byeee wait nevermind, it's 2 minutes and 36 seconds. wait no, 29. ah, grapes. nevermind.

LOVE FOR YOU!

-Friend the Fred

Monday, May 02, 2005

Mon, 02 May 2005 19:38:07 GMT

Day 3365820

3:22 PM

Combat Chuck and I are FINALY in Washington DC!!!! the blue house is just like, 10 miles away!!!! this morning, Hip-Hop McBob returned. he's all, "I need to know your favorite rhino color NOW, puppy." "Puppy?" says me. "Yes, hush puppy," says him. Then he ran off at the speed of hamburgers yelling "WAX! WAX! WAX!" just like on friday. and again, i can still hear him. combat chuck is getting on my nerves. he keeps on stealing my chap stick out of my fanny pack!! doesn't that guy have enough? he's the one with the leg-warmers. Lucky-butt princess >:P I posted a pic of combat chuck at the bottom of the page yesterday. He'll never find out!!! we pased TWo waffle houses today. sadly, the coconut children ate all my anti-waffle speach papers. I dont feel like making up a new speach, and combat chuck is too busy with his yoga, so can you guys help me out? my email is friendthefred@yahoo.com thank you!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!11111!!!one!one!!!one!!!!11111!!!8927q53 well, time sure does fly when your cooking partridge feathers!! got to go! bye!

Love you Always,

-Friend the Fred